New Collected Rhymes
The Property of a Gentleman who has given up Collecting.

Andrew Lan

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Oh blessed be the cart that takes

Away my , my curse, my clog,

Blessed the auctioneer who makes

Their inefficient catalogue.

Blessed the purchasers who pay

However little—less were fit—

Blessed the rooms, the rainy day,

The knock-out and the end of it.

For I am weary of the sport,

That seemed a while agone so sweet,

Of Elzevirs an inch too short,

And First Editions—incomplete.

Weary of crests and coats of arms,

"Attributed to Padeloup"

The sham Deromes have lost their charms,

The things Le Gascon did not do.

I never read the catalogues

Of rubbish that come thick as rooks,

But most I loathe the dreary dogs

That write in prose, or worse, on .

Large paper surely cannot hide

Their grammar, nor excuse their rhyme,

The anecdotes that they provide

Are older than the dawn of time.

Ye bores, of every shape and size,

Who make a tedium of delight,

Good-bye, the last of my good-byes.

Good night, to all your clan good night!

* * * *

Thus in a sullen fit we swore,

But on mature reflection,

Went on collecting more and more,

And kept our old collection!

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