Every Man in His Humour
SCENE IV.-The Old Jewry.

Ben Jonson

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Enter FORMAL and KNOWELL.

Form. Was your man a soldier, sir?

Know. Ay, a knave

I took him begging O' the way, this morning,

As I came over Moorfields.

Enter BRAINWORM. disguised as before.

O, here he is!—-you've made fair speed, believe me,

Where, in the name of sloth, could you be thus?

Brai. Marry, peace be my comfort, where I thought I should have

had little comfort of your worship's service.

Know. How so?

Brai. O, sir, your coming to the city, your entertainment of me,

and your sending me to watch—-indeed all the circumstances either

of your charge, or my employment, are as open to your son, as to

yourself.

Know.

How should that be, unless that villain, Brainworm,

Have told him of the letter, and discover'd

All that I strictly charg'd him to conceal?

'Tis so.

Brai. I am partly O' the faith, 'tis so, indeed.

Know. But, how should he know thee to be my man?

Brai. Nay, sir, I cannot tell; unless it be by the black art. Is

not your son a scholar, sir?

Know.

Yes, but I hope his soul is not allied

Unto such hellish practice: if it were,

I had just cause to weep my part in him,

And curse the time of his creation.

But, where didst thou find them, Fitz-Sword?

Brai. You should rather ask where they found me, sir; for I'll

be sworn, I was going along in the street, thinking nothing, when,

of a sudden, a voice calls, Mr. Knowell's man! another cries,

Soldier! and thus half a dozen of them, till they had call'd me

within a house, where I no sooner came, but they seem'd men, and

out flew all their rapiers at my bosom, with some three or four

score oaths to accompany them; and all to tell me, I was but a

dead man, if I did not confess where you were, and how I was

employed, and about what; which when they could not get out of

me, (as, I protest, they must have dissected, and made an anatomy

of me first, and so I told them,) they lock'd me up into a room

in the top of a high house, whence by great miracle (having a

light heart) I slid down by a bottom of packthread into the

street, and so 'scaped. But, sir, thus much I can assure you,

for I heard it while I was lock'd up, there were a great many

rich merchants and brave citizens' wives with them at a feast;

and your son, master Edward, withdrew with one of them, and has

'pointed to meet her anon at one Cob's house a water-bearer

that dwells by the Wall. Now, there your worship shall be sure

to take him, for there he preys, and fail he will not.

Know.

Nor will I fail to break his match, I doubt not.

Go thoualong with justice Clement's man,

And stay there for me. At one Cob's house, say'st thou?

Brai. Ay, sir, there you shall have him. [Exit Knowell.] Yes—

invisible! Much wench, or much son! 'Slight, when he has staid

there three or four hours, travailing with the expectation of

wonders, and at length be deliver'd of air! O the sport that I

should then take to look on him, if I durst! But now, I mean to

appear no more afore him in this shape: I have another trick to act

yet. O that I were so happy as to light on a nupson now of this

justice's novice!—Sir, I make you stay somewhat long.

Form. Not a whit, sir. Pray you what do you mean, sir?

Brai. I was putting up some papers.

Form. You have been lately in the wars, sir, it seems.

Brai. Marry have I, sir, to my loss, and expense of all, almost.

Form. Troth, sir, I would be glad to bestow a bottle of wine on

you, if it please you to accept it—

Brai, O, sir

Form. But to hear the manner of your services, and your devices in

the wars; they say they be very strange, and not like those a man

reads in the Roman histories, or sees at Mile-end.

Brai. No, I assure you, sir; why at any time when it please you, I

shall be ready to discourse to you all I know;—and more too

somewhat. [Aside.

Form. No better time than now, sir; we'll go to the Windmill: there

we shall have a cup of neat grist, we call it. I pray you, sir, let

me request you to the Windmill.

Brai. I'll follow you, sir;—and make grist of you, if I have good

luck. [Aside.]

[Exeunt.

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