Ancient Poems, Ballads and Songs of the Peasantry of England
THE CRAFTY LOVER; OR, THE LAWYER OUTWITTED.

Robert Bel

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Tune of I love thee more and more.

[This excellent old ballad is transcribed from a copy printed in Aldermary church-yard. It still continues to be published in the old bride form.]

Of a rich counsellor I write,

Who had one only daughter,

p. 111Who was of youthful beauty bright;

Now mark what follows after. [111]

Her uncle left her, I declare,

A sumptuous large possession;

Her father he was to take care

Of her at his discretion.

She had ten thousand pounds a-year,

And gold and silver ready,

And courted was by many a peer,

Yet none could gain this lady.

At length a squire's youngest son

In private came a-wooing,

And when he had her favour won,

He feared his utter ruin.

The youthful lady straightway cried,

'I must confess I love thee,

Though lords and knights I have denied,

Yet none I prize above thee:

Thou art a jewel in my eye,

But here,' said she, 'the care is,—

I fear you will be doomed to die

For stealing of an heiress.'

The young man he replied to her

Like a true politician;

'Thy father is a counsellor,

I'll tell him my condition.

Ten guineas they shall be his fee,

He'll think it is some stranger;

Thus for the gold he'll counsel me,

And keep me safe from danger.'

p. 112Unto her father he did go,

The very next day after;

But did not let the lawyer know

The lady was his daughter.

Now when the lawyer saw the gold

That he should be she gainer,

A pleasant trick to him he told

With safety to obtain her.

'Let her provide a horse,' he cried,

'And take you up behind her;

Then with you to some parson ride

Before her parents find her:

That she steals you, you may complain,

And so avoid their fury.

Now this is law I will maintain

Before or judge or jury.

'Now take my writing and my seal,

Which I cannot deny thee,

And if you any trouble feel,

In court I will stand by thee.'

'I give you thanks,' the young man cried,

'By you I am befriended,

And to your house I'll bring my bride

After the work is ended.'

Next morning, ere the day did break,

This news to her he carried;

She did her father's counsel take

And they were fairly married,

And now they felt but ill at case,

And, doubts and fears expressing,

They home returned, and on their knees

They asked their father's blessing,

But when he had beheld them both,

He seemed like one distracted,

And vowed to be revenged on oath

For what they now had acted.

p. 113With that bespoke his new-made son—

'There can be no deceiving,

That this is law which we have done

Here is your hand and sealing!'

The counsellor did then reply,

Was ever man so fitted;

'My hand and seal I can't deny,

By you I am outwitted.

'Ten thousand pounds a-year in store

'She was left by my brother,

And when I die there will be more,

For child I have no other.

'She might have had a lord or knight,

From royal loins descended;

But, since thou art her heart's delight,

I will not be offended;

'If I the gordian knot should part,

'Twere cruel out of measure;

Enjoy thy love, with all my heart,

In plenty, peace, and pleasure.'

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