Naruto: Conquering the Ninja World from the Start

I transmigrated into the world of Naruto and obtained the Courting-Death Check-In System. Upon checking in at the Hokage Office, I acquired the Wood Release kekkei genkai. Checking in at Orochimaru’s Laboratory granted me the Eternal Mangekyo. Signing in on the Moon bestowed the Rinnegan. Arriving in the Pure Land to check in awarded me the Super Saiyan bloodline…

To be honest, I feel a bit embarrassed to crush you guys…