Zhou's Dad squatted down beside Fang Ping.
"You did it on purpose, didn't you?"
Fang Ping twitched his ears, looking up with a confused expression.
What did you say?
I don't understand you humans!
"Let me put it another way."
"If you did it on purpose, wag your tail up and down."
"If not, wag your tail side to side."
Zhou's Dad changed his way of asking.
Fang Ping's tail had been curling up and down in the air.
Then—
Suddenly, it stopped moving.
You think I'm dumb? I stay still so you can't tell.
This little rascal really did it on purpose!
Zhou's Dad confirmed it in his heart.
A smile appeared again at the corner of his mouth.
That's fine.
My daughter is kind-hearted, but having this cunning little rascal protecting her is quite good.
He suddenly didn't want to oppose Zhou Chenchen keeping a cat anymore.
For Lord (Fang Ping), he felt a new kind of respect.
How is this more like looking at a son-in-law?
This really is a special cat!
In the Live Streaming Room, viewers were all laughing.
...
"Lord, you fell for your father-in-law's trick."
"Lord, you didn't wag your tail, so your weakness showed. Father-in-law definitely saw through it."
"Old ginger is still spicier — Lord, you're just too naive."
"Lord: Human thoughts are too complicated, I'm sticking with the cat circle!"
"Seeing that old woman fainted, I kinda feel satisfied."
"Same here."
"Same here +1."
"Same here +2."
...
"President Zhou!"
"I'll wipe Lord's paw."
"He just caught a snake."
The Female Secretary came over holding a wet towel.
Fang Ping looked at Female Secretary, then at Zhou's Dad.
People really are different. Shouldn't you learn from her?
Zhou's Dad understood Fang Ping's meaning, but thought, Why bother learning?
He patted his body and walked off to the side.
Fang Ping gave Zhou's Dad a bit of a disdainful look and raised the front paw he had used to catch the snake.
If the Female Secretary hadn't spoken, he wouldn't have realized it himself.
His front paw felt a bit slippery now. Hmm, this wasn't the same as Female Secretary's long legs — definitely not comfortable.
The Female Secretary didn't know what Fang Ping was thinking, otherwise, she might have just covered his head with the wet towel.
Teach you to stop being so unruly all day!
She patiently and enthusiastically wiped that front paw, feeling a bit uncomfortable herself.
Since Fang Ping was likely to curl up on her legs later, it had to be cleaned well.
Fang Ping squinted his eyes, seeming to enjoy it.
At this moment, the female host addressed the guests.
"Everyone, are cats really this good at catching snakes?"
She had a question.
"Yes, that's true. Cats do catch snakes, and they don't really know the danger. They aren't afraid of snakes."
"Cats are curious about everything. For cats, snakes don't scare them; instead, they catch snakes out of curiosity."
"A cat's speed is seven times faster than a snake's. To cats, snakes always move slowly. Catching snakes is like a leisurely stroll."
"Of course, for house cats, encounters with snakes are rare since they live well and don't lack food, so they seldom see snakes."
"Lord's case should be an accident. No one expected a snake to appear in a restaurant. It shows Lord is very alert and sensitive to his surroundings."
Guest Li Shiwen nodded and said,
"Alright, we've watched Lord for a while. Let's check out other Live Streaming Rooms."
The female host couldn't stay in Lord's room all the time — she had to manage the entire Pet Reality Show, not just Lord's cat program.
Naturally, the guests had no objection.
The camera switched to another Live Streaming Room.
"This is a husky."
"The owner says this husky is very smart, completely different from other huskies, and is well-behaved and obedient at home."
The female host read from her notes.
She had just received the Live Streaming Room's description.
"Wait."
Wang Lan interrupted the female host.
The female host looked confused — usually, guests wouldn't interrupt her.
Wang Lan gave a subtle glance, signaling the female host to look at the screen.
The female host looked, then froze.
On screen, the husky was wildly rampaging in the owner's bedroom.
Maybe the owner wasn't home and there was no one else, so the husky was playing crazily.
It held a quilt in its mouth, which was already torn apart.
The cotton from inside was flying around the room.
The husky got more and more excited, howling as it ran toward the wardrobe.
In no time, the clothes in the wardrobe were ruined.
Coats, underwear, socks — all thrown onto the floor.
The husky completely forgot it was on a live show and forgot the owner's orders.
Rustle!
Rustle!
Rustle!
Tearing clothes gave a satisfying feeling.
The female host felt a bit sorry for the owner — a husky is a husky!
Now, she didn't know if the owner had seen this, but if they had, their face would probably be pale.
She also thanked Wang Lan for the reminder — if she kept going, she might say something embarrassing.
Mistress coughed.
"Let's watch the next Live Streaming Room."
She couldn't bear to watch anymore.
The next Live Streaming Room featured a parrot.
The parrot was small and cute-looking.
It tilted its head, staring at the camera.
Just as the female host and guests couldn't figure out what the parrot was doing,
The parrot suddenly started singing.
...
"Hey girl on the other side,
Look over here, look over here,
The show here is very exciting,
Please don't pretend to ignore it..."
...
It was a singing parrot.
The female host and guests found it amusing.
Then, there was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?"
The parrot tilted its head again and asked.
"Food delivery!"
The courier outside had apparently knocked the wrong door.
"No one's inside."
The parrot was very clever.
"Then who are you?"
The courier didn't believe it.
The parrot suddenly started singing again.
...
"I'm your dad,
I'm your dad,
Son, son, call your dad!
Hurry up, hurry up, call your dad!"
...
The guest who was drinking water sprayed it out laughing again!
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