I Just Want To Quietly Be A Couch Potato
Chapter 5: What A Complete Loser!

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For more than two hours, Lin Xian only practiced driving three or four times, each time less than five minutes.

After class ended, as Lin Xian and Wang Zixuan were about to leave, the coach called them over and said, "You don't need to come for the next couple of days. I've already registered you both for the Subject Two exam. Meet at the driving school gate at 7 a.m. on the 15th."

"Thank you, coach."

Lin Xian noted the time and thanked him.

The Subject Two exam is a tough hurdle. Once you pass it, the following Subject Three and Subject Four become much easier.

Lin Xian estimated that at this pace, he should be able to get his driver's license before August 10th.

The license is almost in hand—now all that's left is a Ferrari.

Thinking about the outrageous price of a Ferrari, Lin Xian sighed, "Ah, unfortunately, the Ferrari is still just a distant dream…"

Wang Zixuan beside him looked puzzled and asked, "Ferrari? Old Lin, are you playing Need for Speed?"

Need for Speed? Can you at least have some taste?

Just as Lin Xian was speechless, Yan Xiaoman and Li Weiwei came walking toward them.

As soon as Yan Xiaoman saw him, she suddenly felt an urge to nibble on her little tiger teeth.

"Hello, two beauties!" Lin Xian greeted with a smile.

Wang Zixuan, however, kept a straight face and looked a bit awkward.

That's just his personality—he dares to say anything in private but turns tongue-tied when facing a pretty girl. In short, he's a shy flirt.

Yan Xiaoman rolled her eyes at him, but Li Weiwei spoke up familiarly, "Lin Xian, our Subject Two exam is on the 15th. How about you guys?"

Lin Xian nodded, "We're also taking it on the 15th. Do you feel confident?"

Hearing this, Li Weiwei's expression froze for a moment, then she grimaced, "No confidence at all. The exam is in three days, but I still can't back into a parking space well. I always hit the line."

"How about you, School Flower Yan?" Lin Xian looked at Yan Xiaoman.

"I often can't find the right spot for side parking," Yan Xiaoman said helplessly. Learning to drive was much harder than she had imagined.

Lin Xian wasn't surprised by this result. Female drivers—he couldn't expect too much from them!

"Lin Xian, do you have any tips you can share?" Li Weiwei blinked her eyes.

To be honest, Li Weiwei looked pretty good—at least an 80 in attractiveness.

But the problem was comparison. Standing next to Yan Xiaoman, Li Weiwei naturally got overshadowed.

Yan Xiaoman glanced at her oddly, knowing her best friend's personality well.

She felt that Li Weiwei seemed a little off at that moment—not quite right.

Lin Xian shook his head and smiled, "Driving mainly comes down to practice. The more you drive, the more skilled you become. Experience isn't something you can teach."

Li Weiwei nodded, then added, "By the way, I heard Lin Junkai is organizing a class reunion. I think it's supposed to be a rafting trip. Are you going?"

"Why would I go? Lin Junkai's intentions aren't really about the rafting. Everyone knows what he wants. We won't go to mess things up." Lin Xian looked at Yan Xiaoman and teased.

Lin Junkai's crush on Yan Xiaoman had spread through the entire senior year. Now suddenly organizing a reunion—everyone could see right through him.

Hearing this, Li Weiwei and Wang Zixuan both glanced at Yan Xiaoman.

She tucked her hair behind her ear and shook her head, "I'm not going either. After I get my license, I'm going to MD."

Well, looks like Lin Junkai's efforts were in vain.

Checking the time, Lin Xian got on his scooter and smiled, "It's getting late. Goodbye, two beauties."

On the way back, each of them rode their own scooter.

After a while of silence, Wang Zixuan suddenly asked, "Old Lin, can I ask you something?"

"What is it?" Lin Xian glanced at him.

"How do you talk to a goddess naturally? Every time I meet Zhang Mengyao, I don't know what to say."

Wang Zixuan's face was full of hope. Seeing Lin Xian chatting and laughing easily with Yan Xiaoman and the others, he was very jealous.

Lin Xian looked at him in surprise, thinking, not bad, this guy's finally waking up.

With a serious tone, he said, "Actually, chatting with a goddess is simple. First, set your mindset right. You have to know a goddess is just a person too. Putting looks aside, she's just an ordinary girl. The easiest example is to talk to her like you talk to your male friends."

"Thanks, Old Lin!" Wang Zixuan nodded thoughtfully.

At night.

In his bedroom, Lin Xian was controlling Yasuo in a team fight.

"Hasagi!"

"Face the wind!"

"Solieyagaidou!"

After a flurry of fierce moves, his stats turned to 1 kill and 8 deaths.

Just then, his phone suddenly rang.

Lin Xian glanced at it and saw it was Wang Zixuan.

"What's up?" Lin Xian asked directly.

"Old Lin, I'm heartbroken!"

On the other end, Wang Zixuan's voice sounded low and disappointed.

Heartbroken? As if you've ever been in a relationship!

Lin Xian's face darkened, but he held back the urge to mock and asked, "What happened?"

"I went back and tried chatting with Zhang Mengyao using your method, and she blocked me."

Lin Xian was slightly stunned, curious, "What did you say?"

"I said, 'You dog, wanna go to the internet cafe and play tonight?' Then she blocked me!" Wang Zixuan sounded wronged.

"Ugh!"

Lin Xian couldn't help but gasp.

This guy is a total loser!

After some thought, Lin Xian suddenly felt that given his own social skills, maybe being a simp wouldn't be so bad.

Of course, he had to comfort him. So, he said earnestly, "I told you Zhang Mengyao wasn't right for you. You believe me now, don't you?"

Wang Zixuan sighed, then changed the subject, "Old Lin, I'm in a bad mood. Come play some games with me. I've been dominating as jungle spider lately; I'll help you hit Gold rank tonight."

Lin Xian: "…"

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